If you are a new reader, WELCOME! If you didn't already know, I recently publicized my blog by way of a ridiculous and shameless self-promoting Facebook fan page. (Join it, do it, you know you want to.) I understand that many of my friends in "real life" as opposed to my creepy "internet life" now read my blog. If you know me personally and think I am weird for blogging, well, you are probably right. I am weird. But, if you also know me in real life and think that this is very typical of me to find an outlet for my opinions and blabbing, you are also right. So, that being said, I hope you enjoy my incessant banter and carefully crafted witticism. Maybe you will learn something cool and useful to improve your life. Maybe you won't. But, if you don't read my blog, you will never know!
So now you have no choice but to read it.